Breaking things down...

**warning -- pervy post ahead**

Well, pervy for some of you maybe. I have a VERY diverse group of friends and readers, so what might be kink for some is normal for others. That's not to say this is a kink post, 'cause it's not. At least I don't think it is. Oh nevermind!

I think I've mentioned it before, but in case you missed it or I didn't spell it out plainly enough....

I LOVE my MEN Magazine!!

The hubby and I were going somewhere yesterday and as I got in the car, I noticed a grey slip-covered magazine between the console and the passenger seat. Since I didn't renew my subscription to The Advocate, it had to be my newest issue of MEN. I whipped it out from between the seats and gave the hubby an incredulous look. "All we got was junk mail, huh?"

He laughed and said, "Oh, I forgot about that one." Sure. Yeah. Tell that to someone who doesn't know for a fact that he'd hide it from me, just to make me ask for it. The man is lucky he didn't get injured for that one.

Anyway, the Feb. '05 issue has Dean Phoenix on the cover and a layout of him looking so totally edible in nothing but his boots and hat. What more could I have asked for while working on a "cowboy" story?!? Perfect freakin' timing!

I realized something while reading this issue of MEN and a few other magazines that I get. It seems as though I tend to break things down into little groups of 3 (see Dreams post for more evidence). To further prove my point, I subscribe to believing in 3 types of the "men".

1) Total body men -- Just give me the man and let me take my time, there's not a single spot on his body that I wouldn't love to examine just a tad bit closer. Example: Dean Phoenix, ZA (which I'm not naming b/c I get enough searches for him), Kris Knight, and Dave Dekker are total body men -- for me, that is. There are SO many more...but that's a start.

2) Dick men -- Pretty self-describing there. Just the dick please. Hold the body, hold the face; break out the "do-it-yourself dick kit" and let's replicate that bad boy.

3) Ass men -- Also self-describing. Just turn around and let me have that ass. No, please...don't ruin the fantasy by looking over your shoulder!

I have a friend that says that I'm just plain scary...that I'm a gay man trapped in a woman's body. It truly is a curse. So many men, none of them available. Oh well, at least I can talk porn and hot men with my friends or scare them to death by telling them I'll be behind the curtain watching their next 3-some (don't even ask, lol).

So what exactly was the point of this twisted, nonsensical post?

That I'm wasting valuable time that I should either be responding to emails or writing?

--OR--

That I'm getting my pervy brain in gear so that I can more efficiently write some porn? Oh, sounds good to me. There we go. That's my story and I'm stickin' to it.